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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via bonquayyy)

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portraits-of-america:

     “I have to say this 10 times a day: I’m not a part of “Duck Dynasty”. I have a long beard because I’m lazy and I don’t like to shave. In fact, I like it even more because people want me to shave it. They say, ‘Why do you have it? Why don’t you shave it?’ Well, why can’t I have it?”
Northville, MI

portraits-of-america:

     “I have to say this 10 times a day: I’m not a part of “Duck Dynasty”. I have a long beard because I’m lazy and I don’t like to shave. In fact, I like it even more because people want me to shave it. They say, ‘Why do you have it? Why don’t you shave it?’ Well, why can’t I have it?”

Northville, MI

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whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

whirra:

hey kids u wanna buy some drugs

(via twofeetplanted)

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ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via coldestdayinwesternpa)

Aug
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